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ragdollize

To go limp from dying, as in a video game.
"Half the time I take I running jump off of a platform only to discover too late that I was a few degrees off and could only watch helplessly as Lara ragdollized on jagged rocks."
-Yahtzee, on Tomb Raider
by childwithheadphones January 4, 2008
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randalize

To modify or alter (public or private) property willfully with intent to improve upon its usefulness, often impaired before returning to its useful state.
origin: actions based upon a person baring the name of “Randall” or any form of.
The computers aren't working, wait their working now, crap we must have been randalized.
by James Hilburn April 17, 2006
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crandallized

A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!
that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life
by the victim#1 July 9, 2011
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Randalling

The act of being very awkward to the point where others consistently feel uneasy or uncomfortable around you.

People who regularly "Randall" can be called Randalls or simply rands

This is derived from the child out of the cartoon "recess"

Randalls typically place themselves in awkward situations such as sitting with people they don't really know, staring at others and refusing to look away once caught etc.
Ew that kid is such a Randall
Hey Randall
Every time I see him, the guys Randalling
by vocabulary_king March 5, 2016
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randalize

Any act of wanton damage caused by a man of authority by the name of randal.
Ally youve totally randalized the mini bus you complete tool.
by master bruce June 5, 2004
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Randallized

When someone is doing anything creepily to an unsuspecting victim
The poor girl on the playground is about to be randallized by the dude in the van
by Jathon14 July 27, 2016
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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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