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jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.
mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.
by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008
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Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.
"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."
by Jolly_ranchers99 January 20, 2016
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Flower Ranchers

The ship name between TangoTek, Smajor, and Jimmy. Jimmy and Scott are Flower husbands, Tango and Jimmy are the Rancher duo. Put them together boom Flower Ranchers
Person 1: Hey, man have you seen the fics about Tango, Scott and Jimmy?

Person 2: You mean Flower Ranchers? Yea I have
by Skylight2424 September 1, 2022
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Weston Ranchers

dummy ass retarded people who go hella dumb in stocktown California
Weston Ranchers say,"Go Cougars..Rarrrr!"
There are too many black Weston Ranchers...go back to east oak!!
Weston Ranchers buy their food at Food 4 Less.
by Bob DeAngelo August 26, 2006
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huevos rancheros

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules
We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros
by CLO July 16, 2005
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huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros
by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009
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Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.
1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.
by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010
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