Raccooning

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.

When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.

by Heycat81 October 1, 2011

Raccooning

When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon

"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came

by RM_Steve May 8, 2023

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011

Raccooning

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.

Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

by DefinitionShortage April 18, 2020

Raccooning

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material

i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.

by Txft June 18, 2020

raccooning

whatever you want it to mean

“raccooning rn”
“ur what?”

by not oizys March 27, 2022

Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.

Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.

by tommytambor November 10, 2022