RTO

Reading To Owls.

It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.

I'm bored im going to do RTO.

RTO by Elbonio October 12, 2005

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Ready to Orgasm

Things are really heating up, I'm RTO.

I was almost RTO, but he stopped.

RTO by FantoozTheGreat December 9, 2025

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RTO Cuck

A Return to Office Cuck. An individual who enthusiastically obeys their company's return to office mandate, hoping for personal benefit despite difficult personal life decisions, while getting no work done and being a general brown noser. Contrast to RTO Chad, who never shows up to the office, gets work done, and nobody complains about his attendance (except of course, the RTO Cuck)

1: Hey, why's Johnson in the office? Doesn't he live 60 miles away? He doesn't even need to be in today.
2. He's an RTO Cuck.

RTO Cuck by dots4dickn July 6, 2023

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Thailand RTO

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.

" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...

Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020