ronaldinho

A horse that plays the game of football and can pull off amazing tricks.

Pepe: Hey Papo, what is that horse doing playing football?
Papo: Oh, that leviathan is called Ronaldinho.
Pepe: That fucking horse can play!
Papo: Yeah, we should kill it one day.

by footballfanatico April 27, 2006

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Ronaldinho

Overrated skill merchant who is more an image than a footballer. Kids or people with no football knowledge got him in top 10 while but he doesn't make top 30

"Ronaldinho is better than Zidane" - this sentence is one of the first signs of autism

by SmartManWithFootballKnowledge March 18, 2021

ronaldinho

The fabulous Brazilian footballer whos buck teeth are big enough to scare Louis Cook

Ronaldinho teeth are bigger than buck Loui

by Bendover hahahahaha! May 13, 2005

Ronaldinho

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him. On top of that he is as funny as hell he will always keep you laughing.
Ronaldinho is absolutely perfect.

If you get a ronaldinho do everything to keep him.

by ##$/ November 22, 2021

Ronaldinho

Brazillian futbolar

Ronaldinho is a brazillian futbolar

by suií July 10, 2024

Ronaldinho Soccer 64

there's no explanation, only Ronaldinho Soccer

Person 1: ayo bro have u heard tha-
*Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 intro starts*
Person 2: oh fuck not again

by Mika, the harbinger of chaos May 9, 2020