Rimjob Ninja

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.

After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.

by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010

Mario Rimjob

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.

She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.

by XGiggler January 10, 2017

Rumjob

A mixed alcoholic drink created by Brian Altano and the cast of the Knocking Boots podcast (Episode 13 if you're interested). He created the drink after running out of traditional mixers. The name comes from a 22 year old female listener by the name of Chelsea who wrote into the podcast concerning the rim jobs she was receiving from her 67 year old friend. The next episode it was decided by Greg Miller, to call the drink The Rum Job.

Ingredients:
1 parts Captain Morgan spiced rum
3 parts Orange Crush or any other orange soda

To turn it into a dirty rum job, line the cup with chocolate syrup.

The Knockin Boots cast usually have rumjobs when answering questions during their podcast.

by Johnny Two-tone September 24, 2011

Rimjob Sally

When playing beer pong and the ball either hits the lip of the cup or spins out. The more frequently this happens the more likely you will bust out a "rimjob sally!". An exclamation.

Simply "Rimjob sally!"

"Jees, dude, this night has just been full of rimjob sally's."

by seanpatrickb September 28, 2009

Rumjob

The official drink of the IGN Knockin' Boots podcast that is simply Captain Morgan's spiced Rum and Orange Crush soda.

The Rumjob was inspired by a letter we received last week where a this 23 year old girl was dating a 67 year old therapist, and just loved giving him rimjobs.

by Ihavenoidea189 June 28, 2011

Redbank Rimjob

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.

Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010