Rod 

A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.

I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.

Rod by Tuny Snigglefritz February 5, 2010

rod 

A hard penis.

See also: penis

Then I got a really hard rod!

rod by Will you ever figure it out?? July 6, 2007

ROD 

Ride Or Die

A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.

'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best'

ROD by Sage Hansen June 4, 2019

rod 

Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.

"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."

rod by FUNNYBUN August 28, 2016

Rod 

Rod is that guy with the long, dark brown hair that no girl can resist. He's usually getting girls horny with his amazing singing skills. Tends to flex his beautifully shaped abs to impress the girls and make them automatically orgasm they pussies. Also, Has an extremely large penis.

jenny: Hey have you seen any Rods today?
Katy: OMG!! I just came from the hospital along with 7 other girls who got extreme horny-nietis
Jenny: Im horny now
Katy: Lets go find a rod
Jenny: Lets gooo! :Katy

Rod by Jeeennyyyyyyy September 29, 2011

Rod 

rod meaning a car
used in edmonton n18

manz got a new rod with blacked out tintz

Rod by nueve November 29, 2004

rod 

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?

rod by Willow October 2, 2005