Rittenhouse

1. Free as fuck.

2. Innocent.

3. Not guilty.

Guy 1: Did you smoke the last of my weed?

Guy 2: nah, dawg. I'm Rittenhouse up in here.

by Rastathewhite November 20, 2021

rittenhouse

To go across state lines with an illegal weapon for the purpose of murdering innocent protesters and then claiming self-defense. Only works if you're white.

A black guy tried to rittenhouse and was killed the moment he started waving a gun around. Conservative media then unanimously cried, "He shouldn't have had an illegal weapon. Blue lives matter!"

by Catty McGee November 25, 2020

rittenhouse

The nicest and most expensive part of philadelphia.

You must be a baller if you live near rittenhouse.

by dictionarydan April 21, 2006

Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 17, 2021

Rittenhouse

A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.

by IvyCruz November 11, 2021

Rittenhouse

The process of taking a shit.

I just took a huge Rittenhouse!

by takingashit June 22, 2017

Rittenhouse

Verb

To Rittenhouse is to approach an already volatile situation with ill intent and murder someone under the guise of self defense.

I'm about to rittenhouse these filthy libtards

by That nilla November 19, 2021