A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
by Obbie April 22, 2005
Get the relativemug. by digitalamigo June 25, 2003
Get the relativesmug. The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
by Joe Shizzle April 12, 2005
Get the relativitymug. Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012
Get the relativesmug. obscure or insignificant.
by chris-piano December 24, 2004
Get the relmug. 1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate
2. People you love to hate
My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?
by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003
Get the relativesmug. The best time to be alive relative relative to what? 10 years ago? No. 1000 years ago? Yes? Meaningless. A meaning statement.
Hym " Better relative to what? How about 1000 years from now? I don't know. Depends on whether or not we adopt the ethic that disproves itself. And you are trying to preempt me by getting out in front of any benefit I could derive from this. I'm not going to let you keep this from me you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Relativemug.