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Redditard

pronounced re-di-tærd

The typical redditard is a peculiar creature. They belong to a hive mind and members of said hive mind will stop at nothing to make their beliefs known. These beliefs/actions/opinions include:

the advocacy for mandatory quarantine that is to be imposed upon everyone just because members of the hive mind are introverts

the advocacy of censorship

the worship of several unrelated figures including keanu reeves and bernie saunders

the obsession with an anime called the adventures of jotaro
drones of the hivemind will seek attention no matter what. How they seek it ranges from methodes such as self inflicted hard, lying about depression, starting arguments, calling out "reposts"( recycled content) and simping(while also insulting the practice) . If a redditard attempts to start an argument with you. Do not give in and insult them. They do not utilize logic in their arguments and will instead attempt to:

"cancel" you, call you out, blatantly insult you, or/and argue illogically using meme references and quotes from adventures of jotaro. This is how they suck up your energy. Don't waste it and if you find yourself in an argument with a redditard, they only way to win is not through logic, but through walking away. saying something like "shut the fuck up" or "nobody likes you" before doing this will tell the drone that they can't have your attention and you will most likely be left alone( that is if you can ignore their cries from afar)
John: i don't like mandatory quarantine and jojo

redditard drone: You absolute fucking fool, you blungus, you complete buffoon. YOU are wrong.

John: This is why nobody likes you

redditard: iM DEPRESSED THAT'S HATE SPEECH
by LongJohn89 May 23, 2020
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redditor

virgins who think they are funny by repeating the same joke over and over again
redditor: 100 wholesome breathtaking keanu reeves moment sneak 100 big chungus
by PAPERYY March 8, 2020
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Fat Redditor

Basically a fat mf who constantly uses cringe, unfunny memes in real life such as big chungus. They will typically weigh over 400 lbs and have a neckbeard. Also they smell of dog shit that has been fermenting in the sun for 10 months.

Politically, they are far left and always shill for Joe Biden despite the fact he is a kid sniffer. Redditors also actively promote and participate in discussions surrounding degeneracy such as porn, feminism, communism and LGBTQ+.

Any opinion that opposes the general reddit hive mind will be downvoted and you will probably get banned.
Person 1: Hey bro did you see that fat guy who just walked passed us, he was wearing a big chungus hoodie and a keanu reeves baseball cap.

Person 2: Yes I did, he is a Fat Redditor.
by It's over tbh April 25, 2021
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Redditard

A combination of the words "Reddit" and "Retard" usually used when referring to a Redditor who's terrible in behavior
They're just downvoting him because he said that Big Chungus isn't funny, what Redditards
by Momsucker Hitlerweiner July 30, 2021
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Redditor's Knee

The small indents on your knees acquired after a large amount of time on the toilet
I started getting redditor's knee at around the 30-minute mark
by Zac_c__ July 13, 2015
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redditard

a reddit user which posts unfunny dead memes on reddit.com
by the avrg neo-nazi September 5, 2023
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redditor

a place where you will find things that can be considered uncanny. wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers
John: Woah, that was a wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers bruh moment
Axel: What the fuck, are you a redditor?
by thotneeshia September 22, 2020
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