ramen noodles
By all means the greatest food ever concieved. If you haven't eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. If you think you're going to be the "rebel" and not consume them, then you will be thrown into Monroe Township where heathens such as John Degregorio will consume your eternal soul.
People: We need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
ramen noodles by The Last Gunslinger May 29, 2005
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