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Qwertial Aphasia

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.
AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.
by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009
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qwerty

A word that you type in google when your boredom levels are criticaly high and you need something to do before your head explodes. this is normally at school.
person 1.what can i do?!??!

person 2. have you tried typing qwerty into google?
person 1. no, i'll try it
by i'mboredtoo1 June 8, 2009
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qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.
Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!
by TheMacaroni August 13, 2022
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qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv

When you reach the final stage of boredom and you type half of the keys starting at q ending at t then the other half starting backwards at p and ending at y then repeated going down, starting at a ending at f then starting at l and ending at h then typing the last letter remaining g now the last row starting at z ending at c then the next side starting at m and ending at b then you finally type the last letter v. Most people type this just to see if something interesting pops up.
qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv
by KingOfRandom January 22, 2016
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Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn

You missed a whole chunk of the keyboard
Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn = qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
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Qwertfuck

When you are bored out of your mind and start to type out all the letters on your keyboard, then realize that you are too fat and lazy to do so.
The common occurance of qwertfuck: I wonder what comes up in google if I type all the letters in my keyboard systematically. Let's see...
"Q", "W", "E", "R", "T", "Y", oh fuck it I'll just go browse Reddit
by DAMNADS July 13, 2015
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qwertasdfzxc

When you decide the right side of the keyboard is not worthy of your time.
I hate the right side of my keyboard so I'll only press qwertasdfzxc
by Fireblaster3147 March 16, 2019
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