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quran

quran is holy book of islam.
by raed October 5, 2003
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wallah quran

In arabic meaning:
I swear on the quran (quran being the holy book, like bible for the christians)
wallah quran i completed that game in 3 secounds.
by Dixonsider August 9, 2016
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Wolla Quran

To swear(Not in the bad sense, swear as in i swear that i will tell the truth and nothing else) on the quran. On of the most holy thing in the muslim world. Its the equvilant of a muslim to swear on the life of his family
I did not steal it. Wolla Quran!
by imammohammed January 4, 2010
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Cheryl and Quran

Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.

Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.

A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽
Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂
by Chelsey Dumbo June 15, 2022
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Quran for Sleeping

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*
by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022
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King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
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Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010
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