status quoter

Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.

"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."

-(Hank is a status quoter)

by limegreen January 30, 2004

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

quotes

Things that other people have said. The original author is usually not given credit for saying it first. Quotes are nice to say in front of friends and acquaintances to impress them and make them think you are funny and intelligent.

The ability to recite quotes is a good substitute for wit.

by libertykillingconservatives February 6, 2005

Gabes-Up Quotes

Misquoting a famous/well-known movie/television quote.

Guy #1: Say hello to my best friend!

Guy #2: Isn't it say hello to my little friend?

Guy #3: Yeah, he always Gabes-up quotes like that.

by valleygirl99 December 5, 2012

Movie quoter

The kid that sits behind you at school or work who constantly quotes scenes or quotes from a movie.

"Dude that kid behind me in algebra is such a movie quoter! He's constantly quoting scenes out of Stepbrothers!"

by shockabrahala March 1, 2009

Air-quotes

Using two fingers on each hand to indicate a word or phrase is in quotes. Generally used to indicate irony, sarcasm, or derision.

Adam repeated John's statement, but used air-quotes when he reached "legend".

by Yunomi August 21, 2003

Annoying Internet Quotes

Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.

"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."

"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""

Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.

Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.

Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!

Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.

by b-b-bass-bass-basshunter! August 17, 2009