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A man or woman that is so gross that they bathe in mayo.
Quigley is disgusting and should not be allowed in anyone's house.
Quigley by Mike5421 November 14, 2013
To have one's hair mangled to such an extent that it resembles a cleveland steamer on a bald man
see that guy over there...he has such a Quigley!
Quigley by Keif Urban June 16, 2010
that is so quigley of you
stop being so quigley
Quigley by SiShT3r November 19, 2018
"Mate, I'm smashing Ascot. Thanks to the god of betting, Ed Quigley aka The Ladbrokes Deity, I can't lose".
Quigley by Wes P. November 9, 2021

Quigley Down Under 

When a man and woman go to a fancier restaurant with a table cloth. The woman wears a skirt or dress with no panties or very skimpy panties for easy access. The man then performs oral sex on the woman in the restaurant under the table hopefully concealed by the table cloth. Preferably the man has facial hair with a mustache so pussy juice remnants are on the mustache when he bounces back up.
When Will got reservations at an upscale restaurant, Jill made sure she wore a skirt and no panties for a Quigley Down Under.

quigley plate 

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.
Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.
quigley plate by iheartwords July 29, 2009