quiche

Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.

OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche

by itsactuallynotme November 10, 2013

Quiche

Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings

Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche

by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021

quiche

Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.

'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'

by Tommy Theobald December 01, 2005

Quiche

Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...

"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)

by Millidred June 21, 2005

Quiche

A type of french kiss.

"You look so beautiful Chloe, I want to quiche you so much right now."

"His quiche was so passionate"

"Should I wait until the end of the date to give her a quiche?"

by Paulhully November 05, 2016

Quiching

When an individual inserts ones fist into their father's rectum, using quiche as lubricant.

Chris was looking forward to a night of quiching over the weekend.

by Aiiiiiiiiii February 18, 2012

Quiche

Quiche is a word that describes someones appearance, someone who is quiche is a step above "hot" and is so hot you want to have sex with them. If you call someone 'quiche' it means you wanna do the nasty. Quiche people are hard to find, but when you find one, cut that fucking quiche like you mean it.

Jimmy: Jesus that Girl is so bloody hot
Bobby: She aint hot, shes quiche!
Both: *cuts the quiche*

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 03, 2018