queefing

pussy fart the musical

Queefing is something I frequently do

by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017

queerying

The process of investigating the sexual orientation of a friend/colleague who seems to be gay.

Peter:Have you noticed that John is really into George Michael?
Jack:I don't know why you're queerying him,he came out months ago.

by Jamie92 August 5, 2010

Queerling

Someone who has just (or recently) figured out they're queer and/or joined the Queer Community.

Jerome started to question his sexuality last month and now he's our new little Queerling, so be ready to explain things to him.

by Pinkstache February 19, 2019

Ant Queening

A modern phenomena of lying in bed all day doing jack shit (due to exhaustion, severe hangover or simply resentment towards society) while a series of delivery people bring you sustenance like worker ants to a bloated queen.

Delivery driver: Here is your fourth order of the day.
Person ant queening; loud belching, panting, retreating
Delivery driver: Happy ant queening, see you in a few hours for dinner.

by Bumhurt January 10, 2019

queefington

A term used by many in reference to preppy high school aged males. The word is especially hilarious because of the effeminate connotations of the word queef, and the images of wealth created by the suffix 'ington'.

Rocker: Hey Queefington, did your mom buy you that faggoty blazer?
Queefington: Actually, its from my prep school.
Rocker: Im going to kick your ass

by john duffy October 15, 2005

queefing

When too much air builds up during insertion from the penis. When the penis is removed it results in the excretion of air buildup and is released without female control. "Farting"

As Jake was removing his massive dick from her wet pussy, she queefed.

by Anita Cox February 11, 2004

queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

by Danfield January 4, 2007