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man queef

a man who farts out his dick
"man i just had a fat man queef"
by dckstuckinsodacan April 21, 2022
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Man Queef

when a man farts during intercourse (sex).
“omg, so i was with billy yesterday and while doing the nasty he man queefed!”
by BrookexKayla June 14, 2022
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!
by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022
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Queef Manhattan

When you cum in a girls pussy fluff the labia and have her queef it back into your mouth like some nice gravy
Bro it got nuts last night it just started out with kissing and the next thing I knew I was eating a Queef Manhattan with a side of taters
by cigsweat March 20, 2019
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QueerMan

A massive failure at Aquaman costume that resulted in the gayest costume, ever.
"what is he dressed up as?"
"Uh... looks like queerman"
by annoymous4378657 February 24, 2010
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queermanise

slanty eyed queermanise motherfuckers smokin cock doing queermanise things involving wd40
by gigantic bag of dicks January 23, 2009
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