queem

To queef out man cream.

I was surprised by Susan's queem after the sex we had.

by Joshua M Lee March 14, 2008

Queem

A midget with a big nose and big ears kind of looks like a troll/goblin

Look at that guy hes such a queem

by Money man mo October 19, 2020

Queem

A trail of “fluid” left behind by humans

Bro 1: yo bro can I have a slurp of your queem?
Bro 2:hell yeah bro gurgle that shit * excretes queem*

by Peepeepenis September 29, 2020

Queem Wad

Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.

I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.

by Chadilac Stackilac January 20, 2009

Queem of Mufftard

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

by Switche October 18, 2008

Queefcup

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.

My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.

by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018

Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020