queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Queesting

Inviting a lover under the covers for purposes of chit-chat.

I long for a multi-syllabic queesting.

Queesting was her strong suit, snoring was mine.

Queesting first, spanking later.

by Curious George Burns September 23, 2009

Queersten

a young queer lady with leg problems and dinosaur hands.

hello queersten. you suck.

by basldkjhkasjkdbhascd March 9, 2010

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

Questence

Either a question ending in a period or a statement ending in a question mark.

A real-life example of a questence:

I tried printing this document and it's not working?

by kaptiv February 4, 2009

queefstruate

A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vagina shart

I was performing cunnilingus when she queefstruated all over my face.

by Dan Otis January 3, 2008