Toronto Maple Queefs

The proper pronunciation for the NHL's Toronto based hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Guy 1: "Hey did you catch the Toronto Maple Queefs game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"

by Chilly Daniels March 17, 2011

The Queefs

A sudden onset of a series of queefs, otherwise known as a release if air from the vaginal region, that may or may not render the sufferer immobile. Currently, there is no known cure.

Maggie had a case of the queefs while she was delivering her graduation speech.

by Queef_queen23 November 2, 2014

anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt

“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”

by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

Bone Pickled Queefs

A queef exerted from the body in a timely manner after getting boned by a person of the opposite gender who has consumed a pickle prior to the intercourse. Also another way to express readiness for food.

"Damn look at that lasagna.... Bone Pickled Queefs!"

by 😩🌬💦 December 26, 2016

Gaylord of the Queefs

Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.

Has AMAZING hair.

OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!

Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs

THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!

by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011