quatched

to get both drunk and high

dude, you ready to get quatched?!

by amslidale May 31, 2009

quitcherbitchin

Fast-speak for "Quit Your Bitching," commonly used in the Southern U.S.

Dude, quitcherbitchin already, I've heard it before...

by joedirt09 August 22, 2009

quatschkopf

Originates from German "Quatschkopf". Commonly used incorrectly, referring to babbling idiots. Quatschkopf rather means someone who talks a lot about unimportant things. A talky person. However, contrary to most definitions in online dictionaries, it is a rather nice and positive thing to say, at least in Southern Germany. If you tell someone he/she is a quatschkopf, your heart is full of appreciation and sympathy. Quatschkopfs generally tell something that doesn't really fit the context, and especially for that they are amiable - there is something sweet about them. Using the word usually makes people smile; both the 'quatschkopfer' (the one calling someone else a quatschkopf) and the 'quatschkopfee' (the person being called a quatschkopf). Also, quatschkopf can be used as a verb: to quatschkopf someone means to babble nice nonsense to someone.

Side note: should only be used when speaking to the quatschkopf. If used when referring to someone, one has to know that someone very well in order to avoid a negative connotation.

You are a quatschkopf.

Sometimes my brother can be a real quatschkopf.

Man, today you are quatschkopfing me...

That sweet person was quatschkopfing me the whole night long.

I was quatschkopfed, and didn't see it coming.

by signorina December 29, 2011

quitcherbitchin

1. For use when someone will not shut the hell up about something that has upset them. 2. A word for a husband/wife to use when he/she is tired of hearing about how bad their significant other's day was. 3. A word that can be used to end a long drawn out complaint.

Wife "I can't stand it when you watch football all day with your friends, and then you don't clean up your mess. You also....blah blah..."

Husband "Hey how about you quitcherbitchin and finish that load of laundry and do it with a smile on your face."

Girl "Can you believe he put a picture of his girlfriend up on facebook and we haven't even been broke up for a week. I just can't believe that, he told me he loved me"

Gay Friend "Quitcherbitchin"

by Gallowage January 10, 2011

Quitcher

A contraction for the words "Quit your". Used ONLY in the phrase "Quitcher bitchin'".

"Dude, there are maggots oozing from my anus!"
"Quitcher bitchin'."

by Mike October 25, 2004

quatches

A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.

This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.

by studybuddy12324 January 9, 2011

quatschdeutsch

A fake language used by people who don't speak German but try to fake it. Like many non-languages, there is no exact translation, but uses many of the same words over and over. German for "nonsense German".

Quatschdeutsch Speaker: Was Ich spiele Ich Wurst Schadenfreude Nein.

German speaker: What I play I sausage taking pleasure in others pain no? What are you trying to say?
QD speaker: I'm speaking German.

German Speaker: That's a bunch of quatschdeutsch...

by GermanGuys April 23, 2014