ciao prostituta, quanto

it is Italian for "hello prostitute, how much?"

"Ciao prostituta, quanto"
"What"
"It means Hello prostitute, how much?"
"Oh ok, 500 an hour."

by FaZe MOOSE April 6, 2017

quantureal

The god of discord users, extremely toxic and alpha.

Oh look its daddy quantureal we must obey him, he is our master!

by ComputerPie May 6, 2020

Quantrill

A camp middle-aged male who shares a home with younger man. An effeminate, cantankerous, prima donna type.

He's moving in with that Quantrill? There goes his anal virginity.

by IndridCold March 6, 2009

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

Quantrill

(verb)

To pull a Quantrill is to drink as much alcohol as a real man but handle it like a girl.

You've not pulled a Quantrill until you've lost your phone, wallet and vomited on every article of clothing you wear.

A real Quantrill involves the consumption of a chicken korma prior to intoxication.

Bonus points if an emergency ambulance has to be called.

Further bonus points for rolling around in puddles of your own vomit.

Is likened to pulling a Birchmore

"I pulled a Quantrill last night. I woke up in A&E with IV lines in my arms and neon body paint all over me. I couldn't find my phone or wallet and my once white shirt is now has a red/purple tint to it."

Quantrill may be substituted in place of the word 'sick' or 'vomit'

"I got so drunk last night that I Quantrilled all over the place"

by mackie4298 May 16, 2014

quantocracy

A system of government based that writes, enacts and expires laws based on a solid foundation of scientific evidence. Each law created has 6 immutable elements: the law itself, the intention behind the law, the estimated costs of enforcing the law, the studies supporting invocation the law, the risks and crucially, an expiry date. At expiration, each law is reviewed for its efficacy, its cost of enforcement to date, how its implementation stands up to the original intention and the validity of the original studies.

Out of the ashes of the previous systems of government the Quantocracy was born

by whisperstream December 17, 2014