quanch

a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.

i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.

by gunch August 9, 2003

Quanch

A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.

Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch

by David+Isaac+Randy August 13, 2010

quanch

a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.

Steve is a quanch.

by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004

quanch

Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.

Allison is such a F-ing quanch.

by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009

quatchaan

a junky is qua-chaan

a drug addicted guy,who´s really fucked up and runnin áround with dirty clothes!

by skane June 11, 2003

Quanch

Cat fart

Among the most powerful of wretched odors is the quanch.

by Phlutsac August 9, 2012

Quanch

A crazy guy who constantly thinks about "schmoogling" anything with a pulse. His iq level is probably 50 and he has a fetish for milfs.

Quanch: hey baby, wanna schmoogle?

Girl: Ew, stay away from me.

by Cakes1996 October 18, 2012