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Quagmire

1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."
by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009
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Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.
The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.
by xFlea September 23, 2012
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quagmire

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."
Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
by dan vegas June 23, 2004
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Daddies Quagmire

The act of putting your long pointy chin in a person's asshole
sorry but i cant take a seat teacher, my grandpa gave me a Daddies Quagmire and i can barely bend my knees.
by Jacob Anders July 20, 2020
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quagmiring

Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.
She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me
by Nadz84 September 23, 2012
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