Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008

Quazed

when one is overly tired from masturbating

Yo, Why does Drew look so tired?

He's hella quazed

by jesssay604 March 7, 2009

quaked

when 1 or more indiviuals are "fake baked" as in pretending to be high on marijuana and show up and make a scene to get attention at a party or social gathering.

-Dude are the baked?
--nahh dude there fuckin quaked..
-posers.
--indeed

by DSEG May 7, 2008

Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

quaged

To be kicked out of your host's apartment, bedroom, house etc... after spending the night. Derived from Quagmire-the lovable woman hungry character in Family Guy.

I had Sarah over for a "fun night" last night, then I QUAGED her in the morning because I had to go to work.

by Segzy July 7, 2005

Quayed

n.// The act of one or multiple men (or tranny if ya wanna technical) ejaculating on a single female.

Guy 1- Yo you bag yesterday?

Guy 2- Yeah son, I quayed all over he face.

Guy 3- Damn nigga you do that shit?

Syn// Bukkake

by Obama Putin April 24, 2014

Quaked

To be destroyed, as if from a massive and brutal earthquake.

"Bro how much did he have? He's fucking quaked"

"He stole my girl and my job? I got quaked"

by rajatheman May 28, 2020