celebrity by proxy

Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.

The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.

by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009

pig by proxy

A narcissistic individual who thinks they should have the same respect and authority as a police officer because they have a friend or relative who is a cop.

That mouthy idiot Brian thinks just because his brother is the po-po that he also has authority. Typical pig by proxy.

by 23rd Chromosome October 27, 2015

Pyrocynical

Pyrocynical is a furry who makes minecraft let's plays on vine.

Hey, have you watched Pyrocynical on vine?
No...
What are you gay?
My name Jeff.

by RogueBanana February 9, 2017

pyroeroticism

Being attracted to the prospect of or the sight of fire. Especially prevalent in firemen.

I became a fireman so I could find an outlet of my pyroeroticism.

by shmuckeroo March 30, 2010

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

by aretegroup February 27, 2015

Pyrocynical

So guys, we did it, we hit a quarter of a million Thanos Cars.

pyrocynical would be used if you were referring to furries, or even cat in the hat.

by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018

Pyrocynical

epic

pyrocynical merch: not ethically made,
EPICALLY MADE

by Spider-Man Dinosaur May 19, 2019