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Pwank

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Pwank, pwanking, pwanker, pwanked, pwanks.

To pwank or pwanking consists of masterbation whilst having a poo. The ultimate release. Both the prostate and the penis are stimulated simultaneously so that ejaculation is highly likely. This act lasts a matter of a few minutes, any longer than 10 minutes and it tends to arouse suspicion amongst your peers.

The origin of this term is unknown, but can be seen in popular literature as early as 1998.
John was in the bathroom pwanking for so long that I had to slash in the garden.

I couldn't pwank at someone else's house- it's just not right.

Your girlfriend loved watching me pwank- she's nasty mate
by Stants June 2, 2010
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phonkster

If a member of the music collective "room809" has considered a phonk track by you to be amazing, you are officially a "phonkster".
1: "Bro, I just showed room809 my new phonk track. They said it is fire!"
2: "No way?! That means you are officially a phonkster!"
by 6pxths April 30, 2021
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Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose

A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!
Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!

Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!
by ThePinkriPonkriPeople October 13, 2020
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Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.
Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON
by Kandikueen April 3, 2011
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plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003
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plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.
I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.
by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011
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ponktacology

Today I gave little Timmy a shot and examined the results for my ponktacology study.
by MasMcFly August 25, 2017
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