a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner
by crovelium January 1, 2022
Get the some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante mug.1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.
by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010
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Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!
by Eham July 10, 2005
Get the Penised mug.v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".
Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.
Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.
"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."
by Cuile June 23, 2008
Get the Penised mug.A slang version of pwned, past tense. Usually related to and/or having to do with video games, specifically first person shooters.
1. To destroy someone or something. To "own" and/or "pwn" it.
2. To beat someone or something badly and/or in an embarassing manner. To win easily.
3. To have been beaten in an embarassing manner.
4. To have played against v0lum3.
(Pronounced ponied)
1. To destroy someone or something. To "own" and/or "pwn" it.
2. To beat someone or something badly and/or in an embarassing manner. To win easily.
3. To have been beaten in an embarassing manner.
4. To have played against v0lum3.
(Pronounced ponied)
by v0lum3 February 8, 2008
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Similar to the word punished, but not. Punised, pronounced "Pew-nihs-d" Is a saying that means that you are feeling punished, even though it's not a punishment, but a small thing or task you are required to do. The word idea came from "puny", "petty", and "punished", but all in one, plus a direct meaning.
by saturngonewild December 4, 2024
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