Putentag

A way of greeting German putang. As it is widely known that German putang has a mind of its own, this is used to greet it usually before oral sex. It also can be used as a chat up line for hungry Hagrids.

Alf: Woah last night I had a crazy German wench with a crazy putang, I had to give it a little Putentag just to avoid injury.

by John Kong January 19, 2013

Putzen

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

by Will Smosby June 22, 2011

puttens and kippies

Slang for pups and kit-kits.

Come in the car, I got puttens and kippies.

by redhood December 6, 2009

putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012

Putencies

To act like a putent. To behave in a putent-like manor. Problems that arise when dealing with a putent. A small toad-like gnome living in the caves of Uzbekistan.

I'm sick of you and your putencies.

by Rasputent October 20, 2010

poteen

Irish illegal drink brewwed in the mountains. One sip and you will feel it travel through your blood stream. Don't mess with this stuff as many people ahve died from it. The stuff they sell legally isn't the real deal. With the real stuff you drink water the next morning and you are not hungover... you are drunk again... Weird...

I had a sip of poteen last night. I was hammered. The next morning I drank some water and I was totally drunk again! Crazy stuff!

by JohnAy April 26, 2006

puteed

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"

Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!

by Cjaco24 October 27, 2010