puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Pushard

of jewish decent meaning inbred reject

man that boy is such a pushard!

by sk8ergurl53 July 31, 2011

Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

Putard

A person who is retarded in their ability to use a computer properly.

Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.

by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011

Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.

Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!

by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011

Pestard

Retard and a pest blended together, calling them a retard and a pest at the same time.

Guy1: ayy I support obama care
Guy2: You're a pestard.

by FR34KY August 3, 2019