wusstache

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics

that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache

by getgo October 3, 2011

Pisstachio

unfortunate seepage during ticklish fellatio from heavily moustachioed individual. Male or female.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry your extravagant facial hair has caused me to pisstachio."

by sharrypops October 7, 2009

pussyache

The soreness one feels after having vigorous and powerful sex. The muscles in and around the vulva are tired and sore from contracting and being worked by a very strong penis.

She had a hard time walking and sitting without feeling the incredible pussyache she acquired from the sensational scrump last evening. She didn't mind...

by Barry Flomar January 26, 2004

Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

pussface

Pejorative term used to sum up a person's complete and total lack of spine, weevil-like nature, and/or lemming-brained idiocy. Excellent word for vocally appreciating another's deficiencies.

Say it a few times, it just feels good.

Tom Cruise is a tiny little pussface.
Get me a drink, pussface.
Your pussfaced little sister doesn't put out.
That pussfaced maitre'd won't give us a table by the window.

by p & k May 12, 2007

pusstauche

A ring of pubic hair left unshaven around the vagina, for fear of knicking the pussylips with the razor.

Sigmon told me that he ate a girl out with a pusstauche. She had more hair on her lips than he did. That boy is sick.

by DJ Deuce November 5, 2005

pustache

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.

When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.

by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008