Pussmosis

Puss * mo * sis
- noun

1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.

I like banging chicks with PhDs. It makes me smarter by pussmosis.

by WRH/SPM May 12, 2011

Pissmonger

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.

*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”

by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

pussman

1. a man who is afraid of everything
2. a man who is afraid of black people
3. a man who picks fixing dishwashers over fast food

Mike:hey Justin, wanna go to a party and meet some girls!?
Justin: No, i Can't i gotta fux my dishwasher
MIke: you are a fucking pussman

by michael yacono January 29, 2007

pissmonkey

a word generally used to insult another human being.

Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.

by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

Pussonoscopy

Like a colonoscopy but for your pussy.

Got a pussonoscopy appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow.

by Jessi luv September 12, 2019

Pussmobile

The vehicle that pussies drive or ride in. They don't get pussy and don't have a girlfriend. They only go speed limit and follow the law. Total losers.

Look, they're going into the pussmobile.
I don't own a pussmobile, but they do.

by Jacked Josh April 8, 2021

pussron

a self proclaimed tough guy who starts crying when you pick on him

"hey jimmy mike went all pussron on us again when we called him fuckin stupid"

by pablo less mexican April 3, 2022