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Pussmeister

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.
Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”
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pussyfish

One who is veritably swimming in pussy. The pussy is his natural environment as water is to a fish.
Am I a lady's man?!

You best believe I'm a fuckin' pussyfish!
by Cosmic Pelican March 14, 2009
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Pussyfish

The nonexistent fish inside of a woman's vagina that gives off odor.
Your girlfriend's pussyfish smells like it hasn't been cleaned in years
by Frake Ninja November 2, 2010
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Pussymeister

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.
I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.
by Spambanjo October 16, 2011
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Purseyes

A bueatiful ladie.normally tough.everybody likes her and if not then there normally jelouse (people who dislike this).who ever her man's is is really lucky. People even want to be her.shes funny and cute.her boyfriend/Bestfriend adoresher she is not like others. She is a amazing womenbad attitude and every guy thinks of her as one of a kind she has a very uncommon name but she is proud she always speaks her mind no matter what she says. Normally dirty minded and most definitely NOT GAY.She is loyal.who ever dates her is very lucky.
Abby:ugh I wish I was like purseyes she's so unique and everyone loves her
Jonathan:ima take her from her man's
Abby:ha!good luck with that😂
by Lil.babymari November 1, 2018
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Pussymeister

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.
Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!
by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011
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Pussyish

Having to do with the pussy, or any means of excessive gayness in actions, words or looks. See also faggot.
Sam's new P.E. teacher is really pussyish!
by Jessica Bolton November 18, 2004
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