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PurpleBalls

When you cum so hard that your balls start to hurt in agitating pain. Usually from the result of LOTS of cum.
*cums* OOWW.. literally i have PurpleBalls
by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018
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purplepig

1.(n) a pig that has been dyed purple.

2.(adj) word referring to one who is weird or out of the ordinary.

3.(adj) word used to describe someone who has fucked your mother; mother fucker
1. Holy crap look at that purplepig!

2. Damn, that boy sure is a purplepig.

3. Hey mom, where are you?...holy shit you purplepig!
by Purplepig2 January 18, 2008
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Purpleism

Also known as the Church of the Pure Purple, Purpleism is an absurdest pseudo religion started in the Pacific Northwest of America decrying the unaesthetic in life as a reaction against all the stupid religious nonsense going on in the world.
Some of the tenets are:
-No killing over religious issues.
-The Religion Purple Priests are never taller than 2 universal cubits and 2 palms (or for US Standard, 3'6") because that puts their eyes at precisely the right point to be able to see clearly, The Color Purple, as it is most visible at that height off any horizontally planed surface.
Logic:
-As there can be no nothing, something must exist. Therefore, the concept of God is a non-sequitur.
-Purpleism is most notable near Universities.
In Cinema:
-"Pan and scan" (what is sometimes misleadingly called, "full screen") is an outright sin. --Language / content should never be altered. Only the director has that right, and even that should be greatly limited.
-Nudity is not ugly or offense, people that think it is, are.

-Sound should be standardized so you are never blasted by changing channels, or when you go from a show to a commercial. Commercials that break this rule should lose their access to the television (or radio, etc.) medium.
Romance:
-Love someone for themselves, not for who they "should" be, or for who one wants them to be;
and,
-Find a way to communicate to your partner, Exactly, as precisely as possible anyway, Who it IS that you are.
I went to Temple Purple today and we discussed Purpleism.
by Zansh October 1, 2011
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Purplegate

A serious and preventable error caused by poor planning, derived from the denial of entry to thousands of ticketholders at the Purple Gate on Inauguration Day 2009.
Q: On this, George W. Bush's last day in office, what one word do you feel best describes the past eight years?
A: Purplegate.
by Purple Person January 22, 2009
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Purplelectric

A way to describe something 'funky' or glamourous in a different way. To describe something so unusual and bizarre yet alluring and attractive. From the word "purplelectricity" by the artist Prince in the song "Temptation."
"That girl wears clothing so purplelectric that I don't think anyone can copy her style!"
"No one will ever understand me, but they still like me. I'm purplelectric."
by ~*Purplelectrica*~ October 27, 2003
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Purplebeard

A guy with a purple-dyed beard.
He's a purplebeard.
by Lovedpeace December 3, 2018
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Purplejack

A type of Marijuana commonly sold by African-Americans in southern California. In a way it's Purple Kush's black cousin of weed.
Bryce: "Dude lets get some chron."

Zach: "I know a dude that sells Purplejack at the park!"

Bryce: "Dude tight!"
by Zacharias Peele January 4, 2009
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