A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
by Biscuits July 3, 2006
Get the purple headed yogurt slingermug. Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007
Get the purple-headed yogurt slingermug. by Jeff February 25, 2004
Get the Purple-headed yogurt slingermug. by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018
Get the purple-headed yogurt slingermug. When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.
by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingermug. A penis. The male sex organ.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
by Krackershaft November 28, 2002
Get the purple headed yogurt slingermug. Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS
Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingersmug.