purdue

A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.

The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.

by Michael November 20, 2003

Purdue

A university that is often slept on outside of academics. Although is boasts amazing engineering and science programs, it has become a major contender in the social scene. With a huge Greek presence and a wave of social, good-looking students in recent years, Purdue is quickly becoming a major contender in the collegiate social game. Similarly, it’s sports teams, like football and basketball, have gained much fame in headlines recently in the Big Ten as well as nationally. The motto of “work hard, play hard” seems to be ferverently traveling from UW-Madison down to Purdue. While there is still rooms to grow in the town of West Lafayette itself, Purdue students manage to always keep themselves entertained.

Person A: have you ever heard of Purdue?
Person B: Yeah, in Indiana right?
Person A: Yeah, what is it?
Person B: My friend goes there, says the only thing that helps him cope with his classes is Cactus on Thursday nights.

by FergieM May 9, 2019

purdue university

A prestigious university in West Lafayette, IN. While not as fun as IU, it has a better reputation once you leave the state of Indiana. Top programs include Engineering, Management (better than Kelly at IU), Technology, and Science. Ranked as a top 20 public institution. People in the west coast have no idea what state this school is in but they know how strong it is academically. Other than that, we have average parties, average girls, below average sports, but a very high average starting starting salary (which is all that matters).

I go to Purdue University. Although you may have a more fun college experience, I'm gonna be richer than you. So fuck you for your four years, I'll take the next forty.

by mab23 June 28, 2014

Purduepete

Somebody (usually male) who is so damn cool, successful and intelligent that he draws excessive and constant jealousy from unemployable west country wretches

"Sorry, the position has been filled by a PurduePete. Have you considered applying for a cleaning job?"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Purdue Basketball

Best college basketball team in the state of Indiana. It currently has a winning record against every other Big Ten school (including IU 112-84, but they still think they are better?) Fans of Purdue basketball don't have to wait for recruiting classes, because they have a coaching staff that can turn good players into ass kickers (i.e. Hummel, Kramer, Johnson, etc.) It is also one of the classiest programs left in the NCAA.

Fan 1: Did you hear IU is getting a decent recruiting class in a few years?
Fan 2: Yeah, it looks like Purdue's walk-ons will only get to play one full half against them.
Fan 1: Oh yeah, it's Purdue Basketball we're talking about.

by pureliob May 23, 2011

Purdue

(n.) A student at this university who does not write a ~3 paragraphs of definition of 'Purdue' in response to a student bashing IU and ND and then ending with a claim of complete apathy to what Purdue has to say

(n.) One who is not a dumbass from IU

That whiny bitch is from IU he's bitching and moaning on urban dictionary inaccurate rankings and a small dick, definitely not a Purdue student.

Indiana University, keeping ugly girls out of Purdue since 1869, Purdue University, keeping IU guys from losing their virginities since 1820.

by emok32 December 17, 2010

purduped

The act of getting beaten and generally demoralized by a University of Purdue sports team (especially during March Madness)

Drunk Purdue fan to non-Purdue fan: Dude, your team better start scoring some points or they're gonna get purduped!!! YEEEEEAH!!!!

Hungover Purdue fan to another hungover Purdue fan: Hey, wasn't that awesome last night when we purduped Indiana!

by Little_M March 26, 2009