Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

Punted

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!

by Dj Dec (Declan) December 19, 2008

punded

The act of getting owned at something that you might think you are some what good at.

Damn those guys got punded at Halo

by LuisG January 26, 2009

Punted

If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...

Alice: What does the phrase "a bit left field" mean?
Izzy: That question's a bit left field isn't it? Punted!!

by Broady68 November 2, 2012

pundaed

to do the exact opposite of what was suggested.

he pundaed the shit out of that tarkov raid

by bobgnarlie February 2, 2024