John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016
Get the Pumpkin Patchingmug. A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
Get the pumpkin patchmug. by MykulComm October 12, 2013
Get the Pumpkin Patchingmug. Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.
by wtca December 12, 2007
Get the pumpkin patchmug. Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
by HK1717 December 12, 2012
Get the pumpkin patchmug. /ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/
1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
Get the Pumpkin Patch Peoplemug. A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.
by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011
Get the Pumpkin Patch Partymug.