pumpkin patch 

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

pumpkin patch by wtca December 12, 2007

pumpkin patch 

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

pumpkin patch by HK1717 December 12, 2012

Pumpkin Patch 

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs

(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."

Pumpkin Patch by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013

Pumpkin Patch 

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)

*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*

Pumpkin Patch by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Pumpkin patch 

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

Pumpkin patch by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Pumpkin Patch People 

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

Pumpkin Patch People by F.A.K February 17, 2017

Pumpkin Patch Party 

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

Pumpkin Patch Party by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011