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thot police

A group of legendary niggas that protect fellow niggas from thots
No need to fear. The thot police is here.
by Netw0rkskelet0n May 10, 2018
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roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....
by nullisecunda July 21, 2009
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Gazpacho Police

Soup Nazis.

According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.
"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.
by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2022
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PC police

Politically Correct police. These people who constantly worry about being excessively politically correct and will tell you off if you do not act the same way.
PC policeperson: Although I am a member of the police, and also a man, I am not a policeman. I am a policeperson. I am watching the weather on my television, and the weather person is vertically challenged.
by EwMayo August 8, 2007
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Armchair Policeman

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.
by unfromcool April 16, 2014
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The Gamer Police

An international law and rights enforcement committee similar to the United Nations, but dealing only with problems relating to the Gamer Community. Pioneered and later abandoned by Gamer Rights Activist Solidshibe, their primary domain is Twitter, where individual member states post updates on internal problems as well as collectively coordinating peacekeeping events, with hopes of settling drama between opposing factions and gangs. The prime ideologies of the group are liberty, alliance, and authority. They are strongly supportive of the right to freedom of speech and expression, but are willing to take action on degeneracy and reprobate behaviour in the gamer community.

Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.
Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
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Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018
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