wagwan piffting

Means a yo wassup girl

ayy yo wagwan piffting let me get your bbm pin

by lukasbrown March 9, 2017

PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

Turtle Puffer

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

Trouble puff

A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.

That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.

by Troublepuffs November 23, 2020

Puffer Jacket

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.

"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

pfft pfft pfft

The sound of the imaginary squirt gun a girl makes when a guy makes unwelcoming advances towards her. The sound is 1) shooting him down 2) giving his thirsty ass some water.

MJ and Jinx were just sitting talking when the guys started cat calling them loudly so the girls made the pfft pfft pfft sound and began laughing.

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 27, 2020