puffer

child molester (prison slang)

they put all the puffers in ad seg

by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

Puffer

When a woman accidentally farts during intercourse. Not to be confused with a pussy fart, this is an actual flatulent fart.

My girlfriend let out a puffer last night and we had to stop fucking because she couldn't stop laughing about it. She was very embarrassed.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

Puffer

A fat chick that is a little more than chunky. She's fluffy and squshy like bread dough. This condition is usually caused by too many hostess cakes and sitting on her ass waiting for prince charming.

Girl 1- so do you think I can afford to get any of the guys here drunk enough to take home a puffer like me?
Girl 2- if you're just looking to suck dick I'm sure there's a few that would be willing.

by Dark-kitty May 1, 2010

Puffer

A small, exotic dancer with a flamboyant personality.

Yo, that puffer is puffin!

by Ondoyt February 3, 2010

puffer

a crack smoker

a nothin than a puffer, up for 5 days smoking cocaine

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Puffer

Someone who wears 3 large, puffy winter coats and when in a locker room takes them off and admits that they are homosexual.

That kid Matt isn't really obese. He's actually a puffer.

How do you know?

We're in P.E. class. In the locker room, he took off his coats and said he was gay.

by dwermerfermerer June 18, 2013