the color puce

is a dark red or purple brown color, a brownish purple or a dark reddish brown.

The color of your shirt is puce
Ewww the color puce is so ugly

I have never seen the color puce

by Lkboss13 February 28, 2018

puce

Something that is bad or shitty.

Erin: Man, I tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready
Sandra: Dude, that's so puce.

by Unis September 01, 2007

Dirty Puce

The ultimate and rather disproportional experience; an act so infinite and immeasurable that it is beyond mortal reasoning.

Zeus’ direct interaction with a mortal women usually ends with a Dirty Puce.

by Puce de Groot June 07, 2020

puce buick

A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".

Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!

by jonnyT. June 28, 2006

puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024