Puce

1. Pee that has been consumed and subsequently regurgitated. The resulting mixture is a combination of puke and pee, known as puce.
2. When you're so drunk, that you puke, and then pee in it and vice versa. The mixture is similar, but not identical, to the one listed above.

"My nigga puce"

by Murphed October 19, 2017

puce buick

A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".

Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!

by jonnyT. June 28, 2006

puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024

the color puce

is a dark red or purple brown color, a brownish purple or a dark reddish brown.

The color of your shirt is puce
Ewww the color puce is so ugly

I have never seen the color puce

by Lkboss13 February 28, 2018

Dirty Puce

The ultimate and rather disproportional experience; an act so infinite and immeasurable that it is beyond mortal reasoning.

Zeus’ direct interaction with a mortal women usually ends with a Dirty Puce.

by Puce de Groot June 6, 2020

adrian pucey

a FINE mf

have u seen adrian puceys wife on tiktok??? @mrspucey

yeah they’re hot

by mrspuceylover December 14, 2020

puceks

(poo-checks) pl. noun. the hairy areas on the back of the neck that tend to grow faster than the rest of the head. more typically seen in shorter hairdos on males. derived from the high school teacher of the same name who inspired mocking teens to trim these rapidly growing hair patches more frequently.

hey wolfman!!! maybe you should trim up those puceks!! rawr!!!

hairdresser: "just gotta trim up your puceks and youre all done"
customer: "they get outta control so fast, thanks"

by erasmas January 16, 2011