Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

phobophile

A "phobophile" is someone who is turned on by fear.

That murderer was a phobophile, he got turned on by his victims' fear.

by bhadwagang January 13, 2020

pulpophile

someone who feels sexual attraction to orange juice, especially orange juice with pulp.

I sexually identify as a pulpophile.

by OrangeJuicer November 12, 2016

Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

by shyder April 17, 2009

pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

prophile

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.

Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.

by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010