papomper

Adj. A screechingly abundant burst of air released from the center of your butt cheeks.

"I sneezed so hard, my girlfriend heard me papomper."

"I thought it was going to be a SBD, but it ended up being a papomper."

by a blake shai flo March 15, 2009

ptomaine

Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.

Don't put that open can of cream corned in the refrigerator.
You gone give all us ptomaine poison.

by ChrisQ41 May 9, 2018

ptomk

Abbreviation for “put that on my kids”.... or you could also say Ptook “put that on our kids” Basically just proving a point

I ptomk.
I swear I’m not lying I ptomk

by Dezzy😘😋 November 6, 2018

ptpoy

put this pussy on you

*text*: “stop playing, i will literally ptpoy”

by captain underpants August 9, 2021

popomomo

Condensation of POst-POstMOdern-MOdern. Essentially, a Modern design or work of art that is in direct reaction to, and created after, established Postmodern art.

Le Corbusier is Modern architecture, Michael Graves is pomo (PostModern), Deconstruction is popomo (Post-Postmodern), but Diller Scofidio + Renfro's addition to Lincoln Center is popomomo (Post-PostModern-Modern).

by pablo garcia September 21, 2008

ptomey

Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.

Mr. Ptomey, could you hand me a rivit and a bucking rock?

by Orsi June 26, 2008

PTFOMIA

Passed The Fuck Out Missing In Action.

Often used in parties when someone passes out and misses some of the best parts of the night.

Joe: Where's Jack?
Jane: He's PTFOMIA on the kitchen counter.
Joe: He just missed a hot chick table dancing.

by POPLAMF November 5, 2009