psychiatry 

A medical specialization satanized by people who have nothing to talk about and/or write self-help books. Usually they need mental counseling themselves, they just don't have the IQ required to know who a good psychiatrist is.

Usually people who are "against" psychiatry and psychiatric medications have never suffered from a major mental disorder, so SHUT THE F**K UP

-I know the history of neurosurgery. Can I operate on your brain?

-Thousands of people have benefited from psychiatric medications and well trained physicians. You should listen to them instead of ENTERTEINER Tom Cruise.

-Antidepressants and antipsychotic drugs have side effects because they are evil. People should never take antibiotics. They have side effects, that makes them evil too.

-Tom Cruise seems to suffer from manic-depressive disorder. He could use the help of psychiatry.

-If vitamins keep Tom Cruise sane and grounded, pass the Prozac.

psychiatry by Luizza November 5, 2006

Psychiatry! 

Meaning shit/ crap/ bullshit could also mean yucks/ disgusting.

Psychiatry! That toilet was so full of psychiatry in there.

Psychiatry! by Saifull June 13, 2021

internet psychiatry 

Internet Psychiatry is the practice of making a psychological diagnosis of an individual over the Internet. The term carries a pejorative tint in some pools of online culture due to the practice of those who style themselves as "home grown" psychologists to make authoritative statements on mental state and behavior without a legitimate medical framework to support their claims. Internet Psychiatry has found popularity with those who target persons for derision and attack over the Internet, and is frequently seen as a methodology used by pseudo-intellectuals. The prototypical Internet Psychiatrist may engage in critical judgment based upon thin slices of information about the subject, or by applying stereotypes combined with sweeping generalizations.

Forum poster: Wow, Ling Ling Chan in Generic Anime OVA #15 is a cute chick!

Internet Psychiatrist: You are clearly possessed of a disassociative disorder as shownby your identification with an animated character and you are likely a closet pedophile as is typical of male viewers of Japanese animation.

Forum poster: Dude, what the heck! That's Internet Psychiatry! And hey, I'm a girl!

Internet Psychiatrist: Denial is the typical reaction in people with your personality traits.

internet psychiatry by Internet Justice Authority November 2, 2007

Prozac centred psychiatry

The doctrine within medical practitioner circles of over prescribing the drug Prozac as an easy cure-for-all alternative to traditional more time-consuming and expensive methods of psychiatry. This practice is of benefit to the Healthcare profession but compromises the patient.

Instead of suggesting psychotherapy, the doctor gave me the usual degree of Prozac centred psychiatry I was expecting.

Prozac centred psychiatry by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

political psychiatry 

The ad hominem attack of mental illness accusations used to quell or impeach a political dissident. In extreme cases it leads to the medically unnecessary comital of the dissident to a mental institution and/or the forcing of the dissident to take pacifying or punitive medication.

It is a particularly effective method for totalitarian regimes as they can shield the public from viewing evidence supporting the claims of the dissident. It is also effective when the dissident has inherently eccentric behavior that can be magnified by the frustrations of dealing with the government's accusations.

With freedom of the press and the internet it is becoming an increasingly rare tactic.

The best defense is to communicate through an attorney, remain calm at all times, and amass as much evidence as possible before raising further dissent.

Soviets, Maoist China, Nazi Germany, Ceausescu Romania, ...

Doctor Johnson is engaged in political psychiatry to keep a lid on the mayor's corruption. The mayor paid Johnson to say Mr. Smith is crazy so the press would stop giving him interviews.

political psychiatry by BrewmasterC September 11, 2009

Reverse Psychiatry 

A common manipulation technique that involves medicating a patient resulting in undesirable outcomes in order to make them see that their shitty existence pre medication wasn't so bad Afterall.
Note: this is the main and often only modality of treatment used by private psychiatrists.

I went to get some help for my mental health. Man, it was a disaster, the medication made me dizzy, I put on weight and I'm pretty sure I started having micro-strokes too. Thankfully the Psychiatrist was just using reverse Psychiatry on me, I feel so much better now that I'm off my meds and the whole experience really helped my appreciate my shitty life.

Reverse Psychiatry by Shrimply Pibbles June 9, 2023

APD psychiatry 

A wrong planet syndrome autistic man or woman forced out of his house due to APD government interference put in daycare for in-home slavery and detainment transportation plus PCM protocols and drugged up with voltage supplement treatment with voltage in the brain into the neurons with an intellectual disability
And figured out yesterday that he's legally allowed to be a pilot and that the whole time he actually had an intellectual disability meaning he's highly intelligent or she's highly intelligent and started a composition journal the next day after growing an Butt on television for 6 years voltage equals distance divided by time whoops I'm Nikolai Tesla

APD psychiatry, government group home, voltage treatment, voltage equals distance divided by time

APD psychiatry by Zachary O'Donnell September 11, 2023