The bits and pieces of undigested food left in your crap. Usually in the form of vegetables especially corn. The word comes from the Latin and English roots of "not quite crap."
Guy: Baby, come here and check out all the pseudocrap in my crap!
Girl: Honey, please don't use big words you don't understan.... OH MY GOD! Corn!?
Girl: Honey, please don't use big words you don't understan.... OH MY GOD! Corn!?
by Perplexing Enigma August 14, 2010
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For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009
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Greg wears retro eyeglasses and has an indie comic book collection, but works as a bank manager; he's a pseudohipster.
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