Pseudotrip 

A Pseudotrip is a false sense of tripping or feeling somewhat high. This occurs when listening to music of the 60's and 70's and of the psychedelic rock genre. One may feel as if one is high or seeing things that aren't there.

This occurs without using any illegal substance.

Person 1. Dude, I was listening to White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane last night and totally got a Pseudotrip!

Person 2. That's awesome man, I got one whilst listening to Grateful Dead.

Pseudotrip by ericlovesrush1992 October 20, 2009

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.

Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.

pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

pseudoship

It's when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. It's when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. It's usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you're in the pseudoship with.

I love pseudoships because I'd rather have the potential of some than the reality of most.

pseudoship by packphour September 7, 2005

pseudohippie 

liberal activists who support PETA, wear sweatshop-free clothing (from Urban Outfitters), pretend to listen to bob marley, smoke weed, and act like they are really involved in politics, man.
also tend to sport jewelry with peace signs.

when really, they don't believe in it as much as they just want to look cool.

pseudohippie: "Man, f*** bush! make love, not war guys! and pass the reefer!"

nonpseudohippie: "wtf, that girl is such a pseudohippie! her bag was probably made in a sweatshop! and i saw her driving through mcdonalds!"

pseudohippie by lauren_e October 30, 2007

PseudoFriday 

The last day of a work week due to an extended weekend. The day before said weekend. Same as virtual Friday.

Yeah! Three day weekend this week! We get Friday off, and tomorrow (Thursday)is PseudoFriday!

PseudoFriday by The Wack December 21, 2008

pseudotarian 

A person who intends on adopting a vegetarian diet, but may slip up or give in periodically

A person whose diet consists of a significantly lower amount of meat than an average person, but is not necessarily a strict vegetarian diet

A person who may follow a vegetarian diet for a short amount of time for person gain, such as to impress someone or to reinforce an elaborate ruse

Even Kathleen, a vegetarian of 5 years eats turkey on Thanksgiving. She's really more of a pseudotarian.

John tries to refrain from eating meat whenever he can, but avoiding all meat products at all costs is a lot of work. Sometimes he'll just eat meat, he's more like a pseudotarian.

Ken went pseudotarian for a full 3 months because of Jessica. Now that they're broken up, he doesn't anything *but* meat.

pseudotarian by coldsushi October 24, 2011

Pseudotopper 

Someone who holds the 1st rank in the class inspite of knowing nothing.

Phunkha is the real topper. That Anindya is actually Pseudotopper.

Pseudotopper by Zigzaggoon June 16, 2018