Protogen
protogen
A toaster. mainly 70% fluff, 20% steel, and 10% flesh. I am a protogen, so I can toast your bread. all you got to do is give me Ur bread then I will shove it in in my chest, my chest has a built-in bread warmer like all protogens; hence, that's how they get called toasters. (NOT SEXUAL YOU FUCKWAD PERVERT). Anyways, a deeper definition:
A species of furry in the fandom. Most fuck animals and that's not ok. but some of them are nice. They are humanoid robots, mainly dragons or cats. I am a rare protogen, for I am a Kitsune combined with cat. Also, some of them are intellectuals. I am a virgin and want to stay a virgin. (Fuck you perverted ass furries.) I will tell you the protogen lore now. READ: (protogens, obviously the humanoid fur-bots, have been around since 2010. They were created to all jobs their masters are unable to do. and if they die, you can replace them. They are bioengineered and made humanoid by converting their DNA)
A species of furry in the fandom. Most fuck animals and that's not ok. but some of them are nice. They are humanoid robots, mainly dragons or cats. I am a rare protogen, for I am a Kitsune combined with cat. Also, some of them are intellectuals. I am a virgin and want to stay a virgin. (Fuck you perverted ass furries.) I will tell you the protogen lore now. READ: (protogens, obviously the humanoid fur-bots, have been around since 2010. They were created to all jobs their masters are unable to do. and if they die, you can replace them. They are bioengineered and made humanoid by converting their DNA)
protogen store employee: hi what protogen do u want
you: this one
PSE: ok that will be 1000 USD please.
*Pays the Protogen store employee*
*Goes to house*
you: oh boy, a helper
*Opens box, to find a robotic fluff-ball. *
*turns it on*
Protogen: h0i
protogen: wh0 are y0u??
you: uhm, go pick up that box randomly laying around
protogen: 0k
(4 seconds later)
protogen: here is y0ur b0x, mast0r
you: thanks
(PROTOGEN)
you: this one
PSE: ok that will be 1000 USD please.
*Pays the Protogen store employee*
*Goes to house*
you: oh boy, a helper
*Opens box, to find a robotic fluff-ball. *
*turns it on*
Protogen: h0i
protogen: wh0 are y0u??
you: uhm, go pick up that box randomly laying around
protogen: 0k
(4 seconds later)
protogen: here is y0ur b0x, mast0r
you: thanks
(PROTOGEN)
protogen by Gomazi the robot June 15, 2022
protogen
kevin the photoshopper who is very furry, gay, weird and consistent with attempts to make people furrier
protogen by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022
Protogen
Protogen by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023
Protogen Appreciation Day
Person 1: i appreciate you my protogen friend
Protogen: happy beeping
Person 2: happy Protogen Appreciation Day
Protogen: happy beeping
Person 2: happy Protogen Appreciation Day
Protogen Appreciation Day by jasoncreates9 January 17, 2021
Protogen disappreciation day
Person1: God i hate protogens i wish i could beat up protogens
Person2:It's your lucky day its protogen disappreciation day time to hate protogens
Person2:It's your lucky day its protogen disappreciation day time to hate protogens
Protogen disappreciation day by Spiritser February 1, 2022
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