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A thing that gives me a boner
HEY MAN I GOT A BONER FROM A PORN VIDEO OF A PROTOGEN. DUDE WHAT THE FUXK
Protogen by Amovile September 13, 2022
A toaster. mainly 70% fluff, 20% steel, and 10% flesh. I am a protogen, so I can toast your bread. all you got to do is give me Ur bread then I will shove it in in my chest, my chest has a built-in bread warmer like all protogens; hence, that's how they get called toasters. (NOT SEXUAL YOU FUCKWAD PERVERT). Anyways, a deeper definition:

A species of furry in the fandom. Most fuck animals and that's not ok. but some of them are nice. They are humanoid robots, mainly dragons or cats. I am a rare protogen, for I am a Kitsune combined with cat. Also, some of them are intellectuals. I am a virgin and want to stay a virgin. (Fuck you perverted ass furries.) I will tell you the protogen lore now. READ: (protogens, obviously the humanoid fur-bots, have been around since 2010. They were created to all jobs their masters are unable to do. and if they die, you can replace them. They are bioengineered and made humanoid by converting their DNA)
protogen store employee: hi what protogen do u want
you: this one
PSE: ok that will be 1000 USD please.
*Pays the Protogen store employee*
*Goes to house*
you: oh boy, a helper
*Opens box, to find a robotic fluff-ball. *
*turns it on*
Protogen: h0i
protogen: wh0 are y0u??
you: uhm, go pick up that box randomly laying around
protogen: 0k
(4 seconds later)
protogen: here is y0ur b0x, mast0r
you: thanks
(PROTOGEN)
protogen by Gomazi the robot June 15, 2022
kevin the photoshopper who is very furry, gay, weird and consistent with attempts to make people furrier
bro kevin da protogen
An anti virus software and totally not something else
Did you install protogen
Protogen by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

Protogen Appreciation Day 

protogen appreciation day is an event that occurs on February 27th of any year.
Person 1: i appreciate you my protogen friend
Protogen: happy beeping
Person 2: happy Protogen Appreciation Day

Protogen disappreciation day 

Protogen disappreciation day is a event that occurs on February 3rd of any year.
Person1: God i hate protogens i wish i could beat up protogens
Person2:It's your lucky day its protogen disappreciation day time to hate protogens