permisible protectile

Committee Sanctioned Items to be tossed, thrown and hurled at contestants &/or spectators of Tricycle Races.

Person 1: It would be on accident if it happened though. Can always clean it
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!

Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.

by Misfit pixie January 8, 2014

pantesticles

Pants that have testicles built in.

Person 1: Woah, you have a huge pantesticles.
Person B: WTF? No seriously, your mom's pantesticles.

by Schmoodle the talking poodle February 4, 2006

prostesticles

fake testicles/ prostetic testicles

Someone I know named Jeff got his balls ripped off by a dog so he got prostesticles

by Blajia Jones September 24, 2005

Pretesticles

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009

protestilence

The overemotional,yet conscious agreement to risk your life,your family's life and spread incurable disease at a mass mob of like minded rodents who appear to share the same gross lack of any intelligence.

Dude1:Well, the OK MAGA was a bust, after the COVID19 Speak-easy let's head to the Seattle FreakShow for free soy hotdogs and hope to achieve our Protestilence goals there.

Dude2: Yo, I heard you get FREE toilet paper in Seattle for Protestilence!
Dude1: Yo, when your done with your soy-dog, you can help fertilize the community garden, it's awesome.

by FlyGirl1 June 21, 2020

posesticlez

a little Indian boy with two legs, testicles, a butt, and a tiny floppy arm growing out of his chest.

Discovery Health has a show/documentary about a 6 year old boy in India with the things mentioned above growing out of his chest, and posesticlez is what we nicknamed him. (Also known as a parasitic twin.)

by anbANDjae December 21, 2010

Grotesticle

Disgusting testicles. Most people use this word as an insult.

Don’t be a grotesticle John!

by Averyyyi March 31, 2021